Smart Arse!

Subject: SMART ARSE



We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:-) means a smile and

:-( is a frown.


Well, how about some "ARSEICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular arse


(__!__) a fat arse


(!) a tight arse


(_*_) a sore arse


{_!_} a swishy arse


(_o_) an arse that's been around


(_x_) kiss my arse


(_X_) leave my arse alone


(_zzz_) a tired arse


(_E=mc2_) a smart arse


(_ £ _) Money coming out of his arse


(_?_) Dumb Arse